Catalog (circa 1997)

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This is a replica of the brochure that was handed out at auditions or sent to those who expressed an interest. (Some additional information that was included in the Student notebook has also been added. Those pages can be identified easily; they are the scanned text images at the end of some of the links). Since at this time Clown College is no longer open, please note that the audition contact address and phone number are </b><B><U>not</U></b><B> valid.</b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><U>Contents</U></b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id82.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Letter of Introduction"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Letter of Introduction : Kenneth Feld</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id84.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Clown College Overview"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Clown College Overview</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id85.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="History of Clowning"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">History of Clowning</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id87.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Curriculum"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Types of Clown</U></A><A HREF="id87.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Curriculum"><U>s</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id87.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Curriculum"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Curriculum</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id89.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Life on the Road"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">A Typical Day</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id89.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Life on the Road"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Life on the Road</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id90.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Clown College Faculty"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Clown College Faculty</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id91.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Admissions"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Admissions</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id92.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Famed Alumni"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Famed Alumni</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id93.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lou Jacobs"><U><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f099663300.gif" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Lou Jacobs : The Stuff of Legends</U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>